It is the coronation of King Charles and it is going to cost US £100m! This might you to think, what a Count…I’d prefer to support.
Well, don’t fear now you can.
Count Binface is back and he is going toe-to-toe with Charlie boy.
Council
He is also targeting elections ass the Evening Standard reports: ‘Count Binface is back on the scene, plotting a comeback. “I love the earth capital with all my central fluid pumping organ. The temptation to run again is very very strong,” he told us. “A rematch with Lozza Fox would be quite fun. There’s lots of reasons for me to do it.”
“The mayoralty isn’t the only thing Binface has his eye on: “There is also the prospect of a general election. So does old Binface concentrate on the House of Commons or go for City Hall? Or do something nobody has ever thought of? The double!””
Coronation
He also tweeted: “RT if you’d rather swear allegiance to Count Binface than King Charles III.”
Assuming Binface doesn’t make a it as head of the Monarchy this week then at the ceremony the Most Reverend Justin Welby, will ask “all persons of goodwill in The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and of the other Realms and the Territories to make their homage, in heart and voice, to their undoubted King, defender of all”.
The order of service will read: “All who so desire, in the Abbey, and elsewhere, say together:
“All: I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God.”
There will then be a fanfare, after which Justice Welby will say: “God Save The King”, with all asked to respond: “God Save King Charles. Long Live King Charles. May The King live forever.”
At time of writing though Count Binface is well over 7,000 retweets, stranger things have happened. In 1557 it rained frogs in Scandinavia and more recently Lix Truss become PM.
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Related: Invitation to pledge allegiance to King went down as well expected
