Currie is made to look more daft than normal...
"IKEA booked a motivational speaker for their employees to reassure them. Some idiot invited Rishi Sunak to show up," tweeted...
"If he just stopped going to Pret for his lunch and gave up Netflix, he'd be absolutely fine."
Who is next on hit list Fortnum & Mason?
"Who are you? Just curious petal," asked one person.
Lies, damned lies and statistics?
It comes as the water industry has refused to fix sewage crisis unless funded by increased household bills.
"Stop the damage to the UK's media by ending this station preying on the simple and scared."
But would Labour's Starmer do anything different?
"...gets straight to the heart of the most pressing issue of the day."
"The claim has been completely rubbished by most economists!!"
"It comes as the world economy is entering a "perilous phase" of low economic growth."
"Do you read before ranting?, the Tory mayor was asked.
'End the privatisation scam.'