"This is genuinely the most preposterous story I've ever heard."
Wait until he hears about Brexit...
'ITV is helping Nigel Farage screenwash his reputation,' wrote Led By Donkeys.
"Worst. Game. Of. CLUEDO. Ever."
“This appears to be a bizarre remnant of feudal Britain."
Ireland's police chief Drew Harris blamed the rioting on a "lunatic, hooligan faction driven by a far-right ideology."
“I think…” says Isabel Oakeshott… and that right there was her first mistake
“Depending on which side of the debate you fall, reading this may fill you with anger or joy."
Delusional or complicit?
"This might be the best #PMQs question I've ever heard...absolute zinger."
Unexpected comparison?
He hoovered up the comments and it didn't go down well.