The Daily Mail launched woke watch & replies were epic

The Daily Mail launched Woke Watch and it has been lampooned on social media.

In other news the Mailonline has suspended Dan Wootton over some very serious allegations…

A spokesperson for DMG media, the parent company of MailOnline, confirmed Wootton would not be working for them for the foreseeable future. They said: “We are continuing to consider a series of allegations which Dan Wootton – who has written columns for MailOnline since 2021 as one of several outside freelance contributors – has strenuously denied.

“The allegations are obviously serious but also complex and historic and there is an independent investigation under way at the media group which employed him during the relevant period. In the meantime, his freelance column with MailOnline has been paused.”

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Daily Mail woke watch

Daily Mail reporter Connor Stringer tweeted: “We’re on the hunt for shocking examples of wokeism as part of The Mail’s new ‘Woke Watch’. Has your school gone pronouns mad? Worried you’ve lost your freedom of speech at your university? Get in touch at [email protected]”

🚨 We’re on the hunt for shocking examples of wokeism as part of The Mail’s new ‘Woke Watch’.

Has your school gone pronouns mad?

Worried you’ve lost your freedom of speech at your university?

Get in touch at [email protected] @mailplus @DailyMailUK pic.twitter.com/ZOfvY0k7I2
— Connor Stringer (@connor_stringer) August 3, 2023

Reactions

Well, this was just asking to be torn to pieces…

hi conner my teenage daughter laughed at my taylor swift playlist because it was heavily biased toward her earlier albums and said I was an assclown
— mutable joe (@mutablejoe) August 3, 2023

Go Kathy!

pic.twitter.com/kSFMd2ugwt
— Robert Bob…. Aka Bob Hewis (@MrRobertBob1) August 3, 2023

Histrionic. Cringingly so.
As fabricated as the Red Scare of the 50s. Same rhetoric, too ("They've infiltrated schools!" "Report your neighbours!")
It's virtually pantomime. I'd be embarrassed to launch something like this. But then, I'd be embarrassed to work for the Mail. https://t.co/N70grrYlIF pic.twitter.com/AATmpf6fzc
— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) August 3, 2023

My local Tesco started selling Avocado’s and added Innocent smoothies to their meal deal options , i for one am appalled at this clear violation of my Christian values.
— Paul (@PMHSEQ) August 3, 2023

Here lies satire, dearly beloved, much missed. https://t.co/rBHQLQYC7U
— Sid Lowe (@sidlowe) August 3, 2023

Trying to set a record for the most spammed email address of all time? Respect. https://t.co/NqQuOnNWV7
— Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) August 3, 2023

Outrageous plagiarism! https://t.co/uKgM6uq51z
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) August 3, 2023

Hi Connor- school in Windsor called Eton. They use these sinister non-gender specific pronouns like “One” , encourage boys to develop anti family homoerotic relationships by sleeping with each other in “Dorms” and enter society like the world owes them a living. https://t.co/LU5poBmztU
— rufus jones (@rufusjones1) August 3, 2023

Hello Connor, I was wearing my comfy house clogs to walk the dog and some students called me 'Clog boy' and pointed at me and now I can't wear my clogs outdoors please get me justice.
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) August 3, 2023