"The UK government must take responsibility for this human tragedy".
'The only two people in the world who can’t look after their WhatsApp messages. Ironically in charge of this country."
Well played gents...
“Of all the hills to die on this is got to be the most ridiculous.”
The rich get richer...
Sympathy for Johnson was literally zero.
For the past two years the licence fee has been frozen at £159 per year.
"Who’s going to paint over the Disney murals now, Bob?"
"Not since the murder of JFK has one bullet shifted so many times midflight."
He really brings the spirit of Xmas alive...
Which version of the UK do you recognise?
"Shockingly unsurprising," wrote one.
Billy Bragg's NSFW comment might speak for you.