"Not since the murder of JFK has one bullet shifted so many times midflight."
He really brings the spirit of Xmas alive...
Which version of the UK do you recognise?
"Shockingly unsurprising," wrote one.
Billy Bragg's NSFW comment might speak for you.
"He also believes in Brexit Benefits," wrote one person in response.
You agree with Von Der Leyen's phrase?
"Rishi Sunak is getting absolutely splatted at #PMQs on literally everything can someone call an ambulance."
Not much sympathy on-line...
"It's honestly like living in some sort of mad Roald Dahl fantasy story."
"This is genuinely the most preposterous story I've ever heard."
You're BOTH fired!
Wait until he hears about Brexit...