In 2017 he appeared at Festival as a hero...
He looked even more haunted than usual after this dressing down!
"Boris Johnson got fewer votes than he has alleged children," tweeted one scamp.
Hugh Grant is a fan tweeting: "Please scatter widely."
"Well Liz Truss, it wasn’t funny when you crashed the economy."
Will they face punishment?
"If he just stopped going to Pret for his lunch and gave up Netflix, he'd be absolutely fine."
Health experts have said it could cause "unimaginable levels of harm and trauma" to children.
Also, remember when Tories flew in peer Andrew Lloyd Webber from New York to prop up government vote on tax...
"Watching this on a loop today."
Dorries and Johnson have an unbreakable bond of course... Less Holmes and Watson, more Chuckle and brother perhaps?
"I really don't like being rude to fellow guests, but you sound crackers," said another panel guest.
Johnson called the report findings 'a load of complete tripe.'
"Strange thing for a Liz Truss fan to say!"
"It’s accurate, it sheds light on a vital question, and it has been viewed tens of millions of times –...